Mi Ranchito - Mendota

Well, my experience was quite good. On the first night, I danced with a girl, and then she just let go and it was free, which was nice. However, the next night when I tried to grab another one, she was not attractive at all. But I still had a good time overall, and the food was really tasty, especially the chicharrones. I even enjoyed the milk.

The bathrooms are a mess—flooded and poorly maintained—and the music isn’t great either. If I’m paying $15 to get in, I expect to use a clean restroom or at least have a towel to dry my hands after washing. I’m really disappointed, as this will be my last visit. I’ve loved coming here and have made so many great memories, bringing in so many customers in the past. Now, we’ll be looking for a new place to spend our time and money. It’s a shame, but we need to move on.

They charged $50 for a table that included two buckets of beer—twelve beers in total. If you wanted two tables, it would cost $100 for four buckets, totaling twenty-four beers. This feels completely unreasonable. Some ladies in our group don't drink, and we simply wanted a table and chairs. The owner refused this request, insisting we pay $50. To make matters worse, the bathroom was in terrible condition, with water leaking all over the floor. It was so filthy that avoiding stepping in it was nearly impossible. There were no garbage cans and toilet paper was piled on the floor, not to mention the absence of paper towels to dry our hands. I suggest spending your money elsewhere—it’s simply too overpriced for Mendota.

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The only place in town to go dancing!